i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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