She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
is this the sara with the beer cane?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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