How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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