I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
