I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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