your room smells of hookers.
And success
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
