don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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