marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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