she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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