ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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