i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You can make out without kissing
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