new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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