you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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