he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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