Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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