dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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