You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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