Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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