no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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