It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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