How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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