You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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