I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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