: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
