guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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