1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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