the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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