he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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