Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This baby is an asshole
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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