look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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