It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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