Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
