Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
