I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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