quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
mondays should just be called national damage control day
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
God I need to hump something, right now.
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