I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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