WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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