It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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