There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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