WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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