margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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