Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
