He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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