the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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