so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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