thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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