I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
The feeling are messing with the penis
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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