Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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