Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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