it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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