I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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