her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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